Women’s pockets are the only reason to buy an iPhone XS

The iPhone X is dead. In its place, we now have three new options: the iPhone XS, iPhone XS Max, and iPhone XR. Apple loves to name its phones stupid things as much as I love to complain about it, and so we find ourselves in perfect sync. While I’d like to sit here sucking my teeth and hollering about the absolute ding-dong who decided to call it the XS Max and not just the Max, I must instead speak to a bigger problem: size, size, size.

In 2018, Science™ (or rather, The Pudding) conclusively confirmed that women’s pockets suck. They especially suck for the tech-savvy, as only 40 percent of women’s front pants pockets could house the iPhone X’s 5.8-inch display. That’s bad news for anyone interested in getting the XS Max (which I will…

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